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Micamo requires ideas! ITT we think up delicious (or not so delicious) fictional foods and beverages. If your confood requires fictional plants and/or animals to work then please explain those as well.

Sugar-coated frog intestines!
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I was too lazy to come up with new food. So I just meshed things I like:

avocados, tomatos, corn, rice, lettuce/greens, coffee, tea, fish, lamb
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Soylent Green. ;-)
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Ossicone wrote:I was too lazy to come up with new food. So I just meshed things I like:

avocados, tomatos, corn, rice, lettuce/greens, coffee, tea, fish, lamb
Polar bear meat! Wrapped in Whale Bacon!

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Beverages too!

"Excuse me miss, would you like to try a glass of our finest fermented bull sperm?"
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Onions and toes (freshly chopped) pickled in a vat of vodka and served on a bed of rotting lettuce next to red wine (blood) of it's finest vintage. That gruesome enough for you?
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Well, people really do eat bull penises and rotten vegetables <.<

I still say Whale Bacon.
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MrKrov wrote:Soylent Green. ;-)
Nasty!!!
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Cream cheese with raisins wrapped in bacon! (It really is delicious! Considered a delicacy in T'Arlo, my conworld.)

Pecan tea! (Grind up some pecans, press them to the bottom of a pot with a spoon, boil water with it. Pretty good, too!)
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Pecan tea!? If someone can perfect the art of pecan beverage making, I will try it once to see if I like it...

My conpeople have drinks made from a plant suspiciously similar to Juniperus communis (Juniper) commonly used for ritual and medicinal purposes.

(The juniper is being researched as a way to stimulate insulin production, therefore as a way to stave off hunger, a possible application for diabetics. This seems to be the medicinal purpose my conpeople use juniper for, but also as a diuretic)

The mature, dark berries are used with game animals, but especially fowl-like birds, during feasts, as it is a generally sweet to bitter taste that goes well with the game meats.

As the "discovery" (more like re-discovery) of alcohol comes, they will use the immature green juniper berries for making "gin".
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