eldin raigmore wrote: ↑06 Oct 2020 01:56
There’s no “like” button on phpBBoards, so I haven’t posted a reaction so far;
but I like all of these!
I have enjoyed looking them up.
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The Peng seems likely to be an animal whose lifecycle involves complete metamorphosis.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peng_(mythology)
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What’s the grand council about?
Why, it's the most raucous, most cahcahphonous, most österreitchtatiously featheriest of forgatherments of avian conglomerativity!
Is it a constitutional convention?
The Constitmousionalist Convection there ever was!
Are they just presenting academic papers on subjects of hopefully-common interest?
That's for the dour rooks and wise owls to sort out! The rest of the Convention is all about phteronic ostentation and mutual preenfesting and the best bobdancing this side of Doowopville!
Are they meeting to establish some way to jointly face some crisis?
Nah! No cribises allowed in the convention hall! Only the hippest and jocularist and loquillatious of birds will be in attendance!
If so does it have anything to do with humans?
Well, there's always talk of Humans, you know. And where to poop on their pristine vintage rag tops; or how to spot some stool pigeon on his way to a meeting, just before he makes it safe in the door!
How many, or more to the point which, pairs of them are meeting one another for the first time, having never known of each other’s existence before?
Which pairs had up til now thought one another imaginary or fictional?
Now that's a question! I'm sure that in such a convention, where worlds collide in this fashion, very many bird kindreds will be entirely unknown to others. Birds of Earth, for example, would have long forgotten their toothy ancestry, and might get quite a shock to learn that there are so many kinds of toothed birds in Yeola. They might also get a shock to learn that many reptiles and even mammals sport feathers!
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Elemtilas, are your candidate delegates smart enough, linguistically-accomplished enough, and conciliarly-savvy enough, to effectively participate? Or maybe they are entertainers or artists; or maybe welcome spectators.
The latter, I'm sure. None of those are especially loquacious, though at least one is a passable singer, and could be coaxed to cuckullew for the right audience. When it comes to the Elocutional Arts of Debate & Speechcraft, you'll be wanting the Ancient Brotherhood of Ravens Rooks and Crows. These most esteemed colleges of learnèd Corvids can talk the head off a pin and debate a mirror image into submission.
Where other bird kindreds rely on fancy plumage, these folk of the hundred shades and hues of black of every colour of both kinds of rainbow imaginable rely on nimble minds, mathomhouses of factitious trivialia and feet of the stuttermost legerdemain to confundabulise their speechfoes and mortalise the best of their arguments.
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What will everyone eat between sessions?
The nearest roadkill will do, friend! Do lead on! Though bags me the left eye, friend; thems the bestest of the twain! Or so says Wencelyn the Chiefmost Spokesraven of the Old Forest Association of Wisecrackers and Toastmaster Elder Pubah.
Do you suppose the Lord God Bird should be included?
That’s the maybe-extinct ivory-billed woodpecker, right?
Nah, don't bother the old bird in mid snooze!