Nothing that radical in this one (I'm planning a few more - but don't wait up for proper grammars or anything):
Padra indie, q’anasti cial,
Indó vie asti saupte bizon
U prazjid vie ve bizon
Vul vie fare bizon
Qio e cial, tsio sur ter ango.
Doude pa indie ciudauge.
Ka partoude pegi
Qio indí partó ea peg auni ango.
Ka engontukuda indí tant,
Sed liberude indí de maubó.
N.B. <au> is the only diphthong, the others are vowel clusters. Stress on the penult if the word ends in a vowel, or final when the word ends in a consonant - acute accent marks stress if different from this.