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Ghnoamspiikayas Sthaja-Inghlishthayas 'o bhavyaasatam.
It appears that Gnoamspeek is like (Future) Slang-English.

Like yolo-swag we y'all say roffle.

Tvas tam vikayasa na ho lashtyakaayal asvata ka?
Tva.s t.am vi-kay.asa na hah lash-tya-kaay.as aasv.ata ka?
You.sbj it.acc other-love.2sg(plain) not(agreement) that/que one-sided-love.sbj be(when).3sg(plain) question?
Don't ya hate it when there's unrequited love?

Saan stham, aham Nihomglyaayena magaayena khaalanaayena astaam augvaa has tena ranuma. Caa saa vare vaa na jhayata has tam na bhojhayata ho bhavam... Speaking of girls, I saw one in Japan with big breasts and written on them was "moist" on it (her shirt). And I bet she doesn't even know wh...

Chagen wrote:Gnulhit br nicgwas krksayo, prcguyo
beer-NOM.SG be nasty-NOM.SG AUG.EXPL, correct-INSTR
Beer is nasty as fuck, seriously

Hah, Astralyeni stham sam ho rasa vaa!
Hah, Australia.LOC speak.GERUND that.ACC REL do.2SG YO!
Hah, try saying that in Australia!

Nihomlayo sauro 'sudo no vimauras tado.
Japan was great but totally crazy.

Ca stham sum stham nair aruTo ya tadva Nihomyaanah
And speaking the language didn't even help because :JapanesePeople:

Va jae nagur, Jan Znooov.
You know nothing John Snowww.

Marivaɳo 'ɳauro 'ɳiramaɳaah 'staidyutayadira.
Marivan(r).ah an(r)-aur.ah a-n(r)ira(su)maɳah (a)s.taaid.y-uta-ayat-irra.
Marijuana.sbj un-use.able black-(hu)man.sbj.pl be.passive(causative)-3sg(past)-orig-scathing.
Marijuana was made illegal because black people.

Isn't that the same thing essentially?

Eg 'Mi piace la pizza'?

Ham samaa' incro 'vikhalam vikoda.
Ham samaai incrah avikhalam vikav[a]ta
...while death comes near.

Making something do something is <causative> yes.

'Wanted to' is future-in-past tense, the inverse being 'were to', 'should do'. (past-in-future, or subjunctive)
'Want to' is <desiderative>.

nakaa 'randa vai!
na-k.aa (a)r.anda vaai!
no-one.SBJ do.3pl indeed.
No one works indeed!

No 'ham sai tistvaan araami.
Nah ah.am saai tis-tv.aan ar.aami
No.INTERJ 1sg.SBJ this(time) web-site.ACC(pl) do.1sg(PROG)
But I am working on websites at the mo.

Yah so marno vaaguro 'sta no 'ham durashvaan arvaamad. Kah Pamyu-Pamyul akau? Yah s.ah marn.ah vaagur.ah as.[a]ta nah aham dur-ash.v-aan ar.v-aamah. K.ah Pamyu-Pamyu.s a-k.au? Yes that.adj eye.sbj creepy.adj be.3sg but 1sg.sbj bad.adj.er-acc.pl see.pst-1sg. Q.sbj Pamyu-Pamyu.sbj a-person.pl.voc? Ye...

He, kalahaathena sthvibhuh, kalahaatha-dvam na taruvir yo? He, kala-haath-ena s.th-v-ivuh, kala-haath-a-dv.am na tar.uvih yo? Hey, kala-speak-INSTR speak.weak-way-2PL[DESIRE(fut-past)], kala-speak-ROOT-boundary.ACC NEG create.2PL[SUBJUNCT(past-fut)] YES? Hey, if you wanted to speak in Kala, why not...

Ahau Nihomhathaaravaam omhen' omskahena cha gutyamur no mava masar ubhyaamur d.hyaa vaa maavo mabhuta. Ah.au Nihom-hathaa-ra-v.aam om-hena om-skaa-h.ena cha gu.ty-amuh n.ah m.ava mas.ah ubhy.aamuh Dhyaa vaa maavah mav-uta 1sg.SBJ Japan-speak-adj-like.acc 'all'-quote.with 'all-bits'-quote.with and g...

I find it interesting you have basically used the same rules that was in Vedic Sanskrit when forming vowels from the base /a/-/i/-/u/ sounds. I.e - e: ai /əɪ/ ai: aai /ɑɪ/ o: au /əʊ/ au: aau /ɑʊ/ Exactly the same as in your 'Ninwindzi' cept for the times when i is reduced to a schwa, and there are n...

Who cares what I did. The weather is beautiful today. I'm off to the beach and get a tanline, bzzz!

Kau na asta vaa.
k.au na as[a].ta vaa
Q.psn neg be.3sg sure
Not sure who.

Sada tanāns khayavāma ka?
Do I hug them like this?

Ninvintisthās (ko ninuvintisthā 'sta?) hādras tena asta ho mayah. Ninvinti-sth.aas (k.ah ninuinti-sth.aah as.[a]ta?) haadr.ah t.ena as.[a]ta hah may.ah. Ninvinti-speak.sbj (query.sbj ninuinti-speak.sbj be.[pres]3sg?) interesting.sbj that.way be.[pres]3sg. that learn.INF Ninvinty (or is it ninuinti?...

VILANIREA! VILANIREA! VILANIREA!
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!