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The Garuda is the only bird with arms.
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Salmoneus wrote: 04 Oct 2020 22:02 Again, can't the jokes just go in a joke thread? And in Everything Else, rather than in C&C?
Garudas and Phoenixes and Rocs and Simurghs all belong in conworlds and concultures.
So don’t have them walk into a bar if that gets up your nose.

Just block me.
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I'll ask everyone to stop commenting on the conversation that resulted from Salmoneus' reply to eldin's post.
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I walk into a bar.
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Linguifex wrote: 07 Oct 2020 02:50 I walk into a bar.
!O

I get it now!
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bookseller: Here’s your Latin textbook!
credit card: [declines]
bookseller: WHOA YOUR CREDIT CARD KNOWS LATIN HOW DID IT DO THAT
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PO = Proto-O
PTa = Proto-Taltic
PTO = Proto-Tim Ar-O
STK = Sisỏk Tlar Kyanà
Tm = Təmattwəspwaypksma
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I'm Romanian and my wife is Aromanian.

🤷‍♂️I guess it goes to show ... opposites attract.
Fafa žayas šifap tanaba.
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Maybe not a joke exactly, but I noticed a pun that seems popular with Francophone museums. When a museum is announcing an activity, it may throw in On va s'a-musée, which is a play on On va s'amuser "We'll have fun", replacing part of s'amuser "have fun" with musée "museum".

There's no agreement at all on how to punctuate the phrase; I've found On va s'a-musée, On va s'a « musée », On va s'a[musée], On va s'a‍…‍musée, On va s'a'musée, On va s'aMUSEE and the list goes on [o.O]
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Procedural question: Is it appropriate to post memes in this thread?
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CK = Classical Khaya
CT = Classical Ĝate n Tim Ar
Kg = Kgáweq'
PO = Proto-O
PTa = Proto-Taltic
PTO = Proto-Tim Ar-O
STK = Sisỏk Tlar Kyanà
Tm = Təmattwəspwaypksma
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Man in Space wrote: 17 Jul 2021 06:32 Procedural question: Is it appropriate to post memes in this thread?
If they fit the ambience of this thread . . . I say go ahead!
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Here's a quote I saw on a friend's Facebook page. Some nice wordplay:


I finally quit drinking for good.



Now I drink for evil.
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Sir Thomas Malory’s Le Morte de Bea Arthur.
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AVDIO · VIDEO · DISCO

CC = Common Caber
CK = Classical Khaya
CT = Classical Ĝate n Tim Ar
Kg = Kgáweq'
PO = Proto-O
PTa = Proto-Taltic
PTO = Proto-Tim Ar-O
STK = Sisỏk Tlar Kyanà
Tm = Təmattwəspwaypksma
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A dog appeared and wanted a bone. Suddenly a bone disappeared from the owner’s leg.
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