You do not know me, but I am a juvenile delinquent. I do not trust authority figures, I probably will not graduate from high school, and statistics say my present rowdiness and vandalism will likely lead to more serious crimes. I am a dangerous fellow, and I am causing mayhem in this store. There. I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened.
Alál
Ḷuùzmǐtı : ḷí·mas á·sám kısu·húmal.
['t͡ɬfoʃmedi t͡ɬi mɐs a sam ˌkɛzʊ'çumǝl]
You do not know me, but I am a juvenile delinquent.
Hamẓǐtıh mlúr : Is·Muàktuhàr·hamàx xatı muzìktàh : Ahà·ráa ráxa·ramut ıs·Ḷamîssıà xatı âul·hulı xaxa ız·Ṭamıtlısraıḳàma Kamuxlısraıḳàma.
[çɐm't͡ʃedɪç m̩'ɬur : ɛs m̩'vɑqtʊˌçɑrʝǝˌmɑχ 'xɐdɪ mɔ'ʃektɑç : ɐ'çɑra 'raɣǝrǝmʊt ɛs t͡ɬɐ'misjɑ 'xɐdɪ a'ol 'çɔɮɪ xɐɣ ɛʃ 'tʼɐmɪtɬɪsrǝjˌɴɑm 'kɐmʊxɬɪsrǝjˌɴɑm]
I do not trust authority figures, I probably will not graduate from high school, and statistics say my present rowdiness and vandalism will likely lead to more serious crimes.
Á·sám kaha xàxxàm : Ur·Mtazır·mıtırıá mrısaṭ.
[a sam kɐʝ ǝ'χɑχɑm : ɔr m̩'tɐʒɪrmɪdɪrˌja m̩rɛzǝʔ]
I am a dangerous fellow, and I am causing mayhem in this store.
Ràṭ. Izìt·Kuǎxsulsǎ kama xa·ḷumàut ımàıẓ : Mamımzıḳràx ıs·uṭìrluràaı sıáz xa·ṭumaıl mrısaṭ îmrıhrıktıṭìurak.
[ǝ'rɑʔ : ɪ'ʃet 'kfɑχsuɬˌsɑa kɐm xɐ t͡ɬɔ'mɑft ɪ'mɑjt͡ʃ : 'mɐmɪmʃɪŋrɑχ ɛs 'ftʼerɬʊˌrɑhɪ sjaʃ xɐ 'tʼɔmǝjl m̩rɛzǝʔ im'reçrɪktɪˌtʼevrǝk]
There. I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees.
Kaùztìtı mulas Suùzxùlı.
['qʕ̞oʃtedɪ 'mɔɮǝs 'sfoʃxoɮɪ]
If you could see me, you would be frightened.
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