Billy Mays promotes hardcore drug addiction

[Micamo]

From this. (Be warned, the part I quoted for the challenge is the tamest.) You can try to translate the rest if you really want to, but personally I think this is the best part.



Billy, what are you doing?

Nothing!

Are you jacking off to Billy Mays again?

No, go away!

Blenki:

Billy, ge esson?

Nonamar!

Ge slicon madra Billy Mays?

Non, bravare!

[xinda]

From this. (Be warned, the part I quoted for the challenge is the tamest.) You can try to translate the rest if you really want to, but personally I think this is the best part.


-Billy, what are you doing?
-Nothing!
-Are you jacking off to Billy Mays again?
-No, go away!

:roc:
-Billy，你在做什麽？
-沒什麽啊！
-是不是又再跟Billy Mays打手淫呢？
-沒有！走開！

:roc: Hokkien
-Billy, 你是咧創啥？ Billy, li si leh tshong siann?
-無啊！ bo a!
-你是閣對Billy Mays拍手銃無 li si koh dui Billy Mays phah tshiu tshing bo?
-無啊緊去！ bo a! kin khi!

Blenki:
-Billy, ge esson?
-Nonamar!
-Ge slicos madra Billy Mays?
-Non, bravare!

[conlangconstructor]

From this. (Be warned, the part I quoted for the challenge is the tamest.) You can try to translate the rest if you really want to, but personally I think this is the best part.


-Billy, what are you doing?
-Nothing!
-Are you jacking off to Billy Mays again?
-No, go away!

:roc:
-Billy，你在做什麽？
-沒什麽啊！
-是不是又再跟Billy Mays打手淫呢？
-沒有！走開！

:roc: Hokkien
-Billy, 你是咧創啥？ Billy, li si leh tshong siann?
-無啊！ bo a!
-你是閣對Billy Mays拍手銃無 li si koh dui Billy Mays phah tshiu tshing bo?
-無啊緊去！ bo a! kin khi!

Blenki:
-Billy, ge esson?
-Nonamar!
-Ge slicos madra Billy Mays?
-Non, bravare!

Ogian/Ogukit:
-Bıhli, yavasan go gıtu?!
-Da yavu dabıs!
-Gıt wasutavīkan go as vadavını avakan Bıhli Mēhs?
-Gi! Astāni kāt!

[Z500]

From this. (Be warned, the part I quoted for the challenge is the tamest.) You can try to translate the rest if you really want to, but personally I think this is the best part.


-Billy, what are you doing?
-Nothing!
-Are you jacking off to Billy Mays again?
-No, go away!

:roc:
-Billy，你在做什麽？
-沒什麽啊！
-是不是又再跟Billy Mays打手淫呢？
-沒有！走開！

:roc: Hokkien
-Billy, 你是咧創啥？ Billy, li si leh tshong siann?
-無啊！ bo a!
-你是閣對Billy Mays拍手銃無 li si koh dui Billy Mays phah tshiu tshing bo?
-無啊緊去！ bo a! kin khi!

Blenki:
-Billy, ge esson?
-Nonamar!
-Ge slicos madra Billy Mays?
-Non, bravare!

Ogian/Ogukit:
-Bıhli, yavasan go gıtu?!
-Da yavu dabıs!
-Gıt wasutavīkan go as vadavını avakan Bıhli Mēhs?
-Gi! Astāni kāt!

Thśjezb:
- Biri, ren eś?
- Mjid!
- Tusaź śjedu Thamejz Pabiri?
- Me, ysamkej!

[Nortaneous]

-Billy, what are you doing?
-Nothing!
-Are you jacking off to Billy Mays again?
-No, go away!

:roc:
-Billy，你在做什麽？
-沒什麽啊！
-是不是又再跟Billy Mays打手淫呢？
-沒有！走開！

:roc: Hokkien
-Billy, 你是咧創啥？ Billy, li si leh tshong siann?
-無啊！ bo a!
-你是閣對Billy Mays拍手銃無 li si koh dui Billy Mays phah tshiu tshing bo?
-無啊緊去！ bo a! kin khi!

Blenki:
-Billy, ge esson?
-Nonamar!
-Ge slicos madra Billy Mays?
-Non, bravare!

Ogian/Ogukit:
-Bıhli, yavasan go gıtu?!
-Da yavu dabıs!
-Gıt wasutavīkan go as vadavını avakan Bıhli Mēhs?
-Gi! Astāni kāt!

Thśjezb:
- Biri, ren eś?
- Mjid!
- Tusaź śjedu Thamejz Pabiri?
- Me, ysamkej!

Arve:
- Billy, kes satter krett?
- En ziggs!
- Satter y Billy Mays räst kes stjümm?
- En ziggs trei, räch merst vall!

[Nemszev]

OMG a YouTube poop, how dare you? :-D

Btw do US moms use the word "jacking off" with their kids? :-o


-Billy, what are you doing?
-Nothing!
-Are you jacking off to Billy Mays again?
-No, go away!


-Billy, qu'est-ce que tu es entrain de faire ?
-Rien !
-Tu te branles encore devant Billy Mays?
-Non, va-t-en !

:roc:
-Billy，你在做什麽？
-沒什麽啊！
-是不是又再跟Billy Mays打手淫呢？
-沒有！走開！

:roc: Hokkien
-Billy, 你是咧創啥？ Billy, li si leh tshong siann?
-無啊！ bo a!
-你是閣對Billy Mays拍手銃無 li si koh dui Billy Mays phah tshiu tshing bo?
-無啊緊去！ bo a! kin khi!

Blenki:
-Billy, ge esson?
-Nonamar!
-Ge slicos madra Billy Mays?
-Non, bravare!

Ogian/Ogukit:
-Bıhli, yavasan go gıtu?!
-Da yavu dabıs!
-Gıt wasutavīkan go as vadavını avakan Bıhli Mēhs?
-Gi! Astāni kāt!

Thśjezb:
- Biri, ren eś?
- Mjid!
- Tusaź śjedu Thamejz Pabiri?
- Me, ysamkej!

Arve:
- Billy, kes satter krett?
- En ziggs!
- Satter y Billy Mays räst kes stjümm?
- En ziggs trei, räch merst vall!

[Micamo]

Btw do US moms use the word "jacking off" with their kids? :-o

Mine does, but I don't think my mother is typical.