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Re: Jokes
The Garuda is the only bird with arms.
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Garudas and Phoenixes and Rocs and Simurghs all belong in conworlds and concultures.
So don’t have them walk into a bar if that gets up your nose.
Just block me.
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Re: Jokes
I'll ask everyone to stop commenting on the conversation that resulted from Salmoneus' reply to eldin's post.
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Re: Jokes
I walk into a bar.
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CK = Classical Khaya
CT = Classical Ĝare n Tim Ar
Kg = Kgáweq'
PB = Proto-Beheic
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PTa = Proto-Taltic
STK = Sisỏk Tlar Kyanà
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Re: Jokes
bookseller: Here’s your Latin textbook!
credit card: [declines]
bookseller: WHOA YOUR CREDIT CARD KNOWS LATIN HOW DID IT DO THAT
credit card: [declines]
bookseller: WHOA YOUR CREDIT CARD KNOWS LATIN HOW DID IT DO THAT
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AVDIO · VIDEO · DISCO
CC = Common Caber
CK = Classical Khaya
CT = Classical Ĝare n Tim Ar
Kg = Kgáweq'
PB = Proto-Beheic
PO = Proto-O
PTa = Proto-Taltic
STK = Sisỏk Tlar Kyanà
Tm = Təmattwəspwaypksma
AVDIO · VIDEO · DISCO
CC = Common Caber
CK = Classical Khaya
CT = Classical Ĝare n Tim Ar
Kg = Kgáweq'
PB = Proto-Beheic
PO = Proto-O
PTa = Proto-Taltic
STK = Sisỏk Tlar Kyanà
Tm = Təmattwəspwaypksma
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Re: Jokes
Maybe not a joke exactly, but I noticed a pun that seems popular with Francophone museums. When a museum is announcing an activity, it may throw in On va s'a-musée, which is a play on On va s'amuser "We'll have fun", replacing part of s'amuser "have fun" with musée "museum".
There's no agreement at all on how to punctuate the phrase; I've found On va s'a-musée, On va s'a « musée », On va s'a[musée], On va s'a…musée, On va s'a'musée, On va s'aMUSEE and the list goes on
There's no agreement at all on how to punctuate the phrase; I've found On va s'a-musée, On va s'a « musée », On va s'a[musée], On va s'a…musée, On va s'a'musée, On va s'aMUSEE and the list goes on
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Re: Jokes
Procedural question: Is it appropriate to post memes in this thread?
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CK = Classical Khaya
CT = Classical Ĝare n Tim Ar
Kg = Kgáweq'
PB = Proto-Beheic
PO = Proto-O
PTa = Proto-Taltic
STK = Sisỏk Tlar Kyanà
Tm = Təmattwəspwaypksma
AVDIO · VIDEO · DISCO
CC = Common Caber
CK = Classical Khaya
CT = Classical Ĝare n Tim Ar
Kg = Kgáweq'
PB = Proto-Beheic
PO = Proto-O
PTa = Proto-Taltic
STK = Sisỏk Tlar Kyanà
Tm = Təmattwəspwaypksma
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Re: Jokes
If they fit the ambience of this thread . . . I say go ahead!Man in Space wrote: ↑17 Jul 2021 06:32 Procedural question: Is it appropriate to post memes in this thread?
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Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
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Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 88,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
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Re: Jokes
Here's a quote I saw on a friend's Facebook page. Some nice wordplay:
I finally quit drinking for good.
Now I drink for evil.
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Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 88,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 88,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
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Re: Jokes
Sir Thomas Malory’s Le Morte de Bea Arthur.
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AVDIO · VIDEO · DISCO
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CK = Classical Khaya
CT = Classical Ĝare n Tim Ar
Kg = Kgáweq'
PB = Proto-Beheic
PO = Proto-O
PTa = Proto-Taltic
STK = Sisỏk Tlar Kyanà
Tm = Təmattwəspwaypksma
AVDIO · VIDEO · DISCO
CC = Common Caber
CK = Classical Khaya
CT = Classical Ĝare n Tim Ar
Kg = Kgáweq'
PB = Proto-Beheic
PO = Proto-O
PTa = Proto-Taltic
STK = Sisỏk Tlar Kyanà
Tm = Təmattwəspwaypksma
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Re: Jokes
David Malki wrote:If a croque madame speaks to another croque madame about something other than a croque monsieur, that’s called passing the béchamel test
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Re: Jokes
1) in any natlang or conlang you know, how do they commonly call next-generation light antitank weapons?
2) in the same language(s), what are the common terms for spouse’s sibling and sibling’s spouse?
3) are those terms homophonous, or close to it?
2) in the same language(s), what are the common terms for spouse’s sibling and sibling’s spouse?
3) are those terms homophonous, or close to it?
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Re: Jokes
W, M.D.
"Doctoring" up the evidence for weapons
"Doctoring" up the evidence for weapons
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Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 88,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 88,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
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Congratulations to Trump-bit, the first bloodhound ever to win the Westminster Dog Show. May he take a bite out of crime!
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Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 88,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 88,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
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https://www.facebook.com/Tyrannowhale/p ... 855328083/
— How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
— Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
— How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
— Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
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Re: Jokes
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
Iseijin wa iseijin desu.
Iseijin wa iseijin desu.
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Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 88,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!
Squirrels chase koi . . . chase squirrels
My Kankonian-English dictionary: 88,000 words and counting
31,416: The number of the conlanging beast!