What language does Google Translate think your conlang is?

[Shrdlu]

Jotturuzhiteed dorosite
I am in the place here.

... Finnish. " "

place | to-be | I,me(static) | in, out of, into | here
jottu-r | uzhi | te | d | dorosite

edit: a little over a billjon panic edits later, I think I got it right... this time.

[Ànradh]

Jotturuzhiteed dorosite
I am in the place here.

... Finnish. " "

Actually, I can sort of see this one... kind of... a little.

[Iron]

"Púlchútar fiann nhalí elfiadh mhuir beoslúdhíar brenni!"
['pˠʊ:lˠxʊ:tˠɑi̯ɾʲ 'fʲiə̃ŋ 'ɛə̯lˠəfʲiə 'wəɾʲ 'bʲjɤ:sˠlˠʊ:i̯ɕəɾˠ bˠə'rʲɛ̃:ŋʲi]

Using this sentence, I (unsurprisingly) got Irish.

[Shrdlu]

Jotturuzhiteed dorosite
I am in the place here.

... Finnish. " "

Actually, I can sort of see this one... kind of... a little.

I generally have no problem telling why Google Translate thinks so and so in this thread. But when it comes to this, I'm stumped. It's awkward if anything. The only reason I can of is jottu.

[Egerius]

I tried my standard Romanz dialect (Buonavallese).

"Me cramo Egerius et sò de Buonavalle. La cittade ést lo centro culturale et erat la capitále delo Imperio Buonavallese."

Google says it's Italian...

[Boehijt]

Ṣımıġeınıre ıulḥeıonıo. Iulḥeıonı. Inıymıhhıdlveıhǫtı?

Google thinks it's Turkish, probably because of all the tittle-less i's.
Also this is what it becomes:

Iulḥeıonıo to Ṣımıġeınır. Iulḥeıo it. Of Inıymıhhıdlveıhǫt?

[Iyionaku]

As far as I see, google translate always thinks that the first word it can translate, whose language is it.

Pesas reo'vanit
yan tyacrata mancie iy'pastor
Re civindai
pi yan vi na'iven
Nosdas, tivelas, un'as na bolcat dulet


At mine, it translated pesas - weights, so it was supposed to be Galician.

Translation:

Take my hand
We can build a land from the ground up
I don't even mind
leaving it behind us
Watch and wait and work until it all falls down

[Alessio]

My sentence "Inco sët jit nïfu ħo, nĵe giuvdes?" (Today's a nice day, don't you think?) was detected as... Italian.
Which is pretty curious, since I am Italian.

[loglorn]

It thought Kamëzet (my first conlang ) was Albanian.

Spoiler:

Ege batika ysësëz jajamu
Pezëzë habilëdja
Midolhil joty lohibë
Lake hibëastri talhal
Kalozpa toko dasëzu hilhal lhipiy
Pus palai zetil az gogogopi
Pus tlasard ha pus milhaza
Tlakoid kape polu truzetaza
Hylil pus piyl ëu kyzuo
Az pake kyzuo
Taid lhal taid lhal
Talholza pus lhal tahuë
Taid lhal taid lhal
Pus milho ag lhegepë
Pus tehua ti truzeto talhal has
Taid ti tokil
Pus guzu batëdo tatag ortas
Pake tajalal maka
Kag hihibëlza hudë
Ola hud lipau lhi ezyka
Pus hudo pake or jë
Pake poli kotolul lhal
Poli patolal lhysil lhal
Toli ti gerol pakuja
Piha
Taid lhal taid lhal
Jag tolu lhërysin jëlho
Taid lhal taid lhal
Pus tayltesël milho
Lake talhal tajoho
Taid ti tokil
Tahibëurzu ysësëzu kakarë
Olu lhemetu banasy kire sëu kag kampë
Apradro lhal kire jalhal ti tageru
Pus basiklo karul
Ag lhegepë lija
Taid lhal taid lhal
Kedë jyprin tasusumo
Taid lhal taid lhal
Pus lhi kape jëlho
Lake lal sizape më
Taid ti tokil
Pus guzu batëdo tatag ortas

Søsøzatli was Maltese, then Zulu when i used another text, and then Icelandic. Wow. (Icelandic was probably because of the þ's and ð's)

Spoiler:

ÐØÑELOLLU LI FI PO LI
Ðøñelollulø li fi po li sølø shasinshin inðaða li kupøfega, grunllefrode lli frodenma feþusø la urhafave frhu fevø. Urhama lu feþusø shri grunllefrode frhi fepushin sha søkamurh li shasinshinin inðaða li þorhzuþa.
Ðøñelolluma li prhøgon shin sø inða. Ðøñelolluma shri lløfeshife. Feþusølø frhi lløfeshiða li fevøkiru fra, feþusøma li grunllefrode fhri fevø fra. Ðøñelolluma li prhøgoða-kamu. Poma li prhøgon sø in ðafe. Poma li popufekiru, feþusøma li gunllefrode fhri fepu. Ðøñelluma li pon li shasinshin in sø li þorhzuþa.

That's the North Wind and the sun, actually

And the language i'm working on now (Proto-Gigxkpoyan) is apparently also Albanian.

I don't think Kijóz̠ kik prjuth Thjughut', milth khópghut'rro s̠qkhlalth séwult̠' wort̠ Mimi prjuth thju ghut' s̠qrrop' looks Albanian.

Doing it in the only PG descendant i can actually write at yet

Kyjärs king pjusHurruhut, mirs hamrruhurtrro ehars säwyrt wortMimi pjusrruhut hu errohap; Aaaaaaand..... it is still Albanian.

[Dormouse559]

As far as I see, google translate always thinks that the first word it can translate, whose language is it.

Maybe it defaults to that at some point, but with natural languages, it isn't fooled. Try "Indeed, le chat est sur la table" and it will detect French, not English.

[Bagliun Edar]

With this text:
Gruluroryomdo vēlbotha zaūlin yagouzu, zleumboimiltha thejalthi zuau.
Aliamorlado grulororyem ilialbo orenyol.
Grulororyemdo muvlibo orenyel mejomthrudul thejaltho zuau.
Amorenyeldo "Vodrouma. Ubovlijoim, dlīojoilomtha brumujoilomtha."
Grulororyem orenyeldul lambodo "Grulororiurodo droumajoim,
oreneoviontha grulororiurōviontha brumujoilom."
Orenyeldo navlabotha ubovlibotha.
Momthrubo. Thalbo.
Aejlelin zuamdo dlīobo.
Enalabin zumbozu brōrorurmorovion althlemarirdo orenyel laīmbotha
lambotha "Lamqhān drejoumathu. Brőzumuqhado gruqhulororyembal!"
Athamimorveavurāmāzlum bōlgumorveavurāmāzlem amgrulororyem. "Abranuinamorja."

google thinks it's English. With this one:
Ralno: Lamān bejableyizūralgajuthuruinamororlin.
Yulu: Bableyizūralgajuthurmorordiorgli?
Ralno: Bableyizūralgajuthurulamiolāmāinam.
Yulu: Yulueurodo zibemdo bableyizūralgajuthurulamiolāmābamlin.
Ralno: Lőzamān! Zőzabemdodo yujēlueare bableyizūralgajuthurulamiolāmāinamlin! Yujēlueinamor. Bemdovrar.
Yulu: Ralnoedo ozrugli algajuthurlirimulin?
Ralno: Raljūnoeurodo lamān thejalthu algajuthurlirimulin. Raljānoeurodo yujīlueare. Thőzalān algajuthurlirimulin!
Yulu: Athaljo, athaljo.

it thinks it's Slovenian. With this one:
Abamearedo glothal bidilirimu enalabin nenaraerniujeilenāmāzu?

it thinks it's Basque.

[Thrice Xandvii]

It thinks this example: "Ṭaalḳarajaam śitaa å kuwëm" is Swahili. I don't know much about Swahili, but that doesn't seem to be a very good guess.

And it thinks this example: "Ën jaal maantaamjaam ni mët taam!" is Finnish. That seems to be a better guess, but not by much.

[Serena]

I tried it with:
1) Freeloglang, a work-in-progress loglang.
2) Hanilian, an alternative greek for my conworld, really close to greek.
3) Romanized Hanilian, because Hanilian will obviously yield greek and it's not really surprising.
4) Gadyl, Standard orthography
5) Gadyl, Romanization
6) uREd, an Esperanto reform

-Sample1 (Freeloglang)-
Ni dzen wao gifi zai bei
I am in the garden
Expected: Vietnamese
Result: Swahili

-Sample 2 (Hanilian)-
παρθτενατες ελει βασλιάω
The queen likes young girls
Expected: Greek
Result: Greek

-Sample 3 (Rom-Hanilian)-
parthtenates elei vasliáo
The queen likes young girls
Expected: Latin
Result: Estonian

-Sample 4 (Gadyl)-
TH SLD MH GW LH
Do you love me or her?
Expected: I really don't know
Result: English

-Sample 5 (Rom-Gadyl)-
Ta saled ma gou la?
Do you love me or her?
Expected: French
Result: Cebuano

-Sample 6 (uREd)-
Putandas einai ta geno meteto
Birth must be considered a miracle
Expected: Esperanto
Result: Lithuanian

Apparently the lithuanian guess is the best guess, as it gives a more-or-less meaningful translation:
"einai ta geno meteto"
uREd -> The birth being a miracle
Lithuanian -> have stopped going in the gene

[Sangfroidish]

le chat est sur la table

Non, le chat est sur la chaise!

[Sḿtuval]

All of them mean "My life is strange"

Aǧmaxa
Wojvo via bieaťaz ixatani.
Swahili

Lingav'd Nugelogeni
T'vogêd'd so ktes vudjo.
Afrikaans

Nastávieď
mie vio en cerzliy
Spanish

Řo'exat
na faĕ kizvyj
Swahili

Nûlimne
hav zinûshech kayeshos zya
Swahili

Dvoekanitsa
Psivyu ytsevu ilkoyu čey.
Turkish

Ysjtocka
Ek mu defojisja peqjuxaw.
Albanian

Ythovatjak
si'eufe tev kanpaega feuntjas
Haitian Creole

Proto-Ydtobogȧntiaky
hoikreuō tip ȧbāryl peltampta
Finnish

Proto-Pogeduimogan
guiguo dar aboril peltamata
Italian

Pimogam
higou plamat dar borit
Malay

Proto-Matlapogiogân
ogo tiai âbal peltamma
Italian

Proto-Yŋòrtuèian
hèilò re auòlil pallòmpò
Catalan

Proto-Ḗdentiaguen
gō tīm ebāryl pillamma
Latvian

Natakkuie
Wae veŋam eaxt curiyem.
English

a romlang
Ma vida este extranha.
Portuguese

Two returned Italian, three returned Swahili.

[Chagen]

Tried out Pazmat, with the sentences huyāva yedya cṛsūyoyīm ātāqsovyī. jhīqrīṣṣva ḥlujantu! wurfarā cṛsūyoya kṣausitha.

It gave me...Hmong? What.

(Translations, by the way, are "I bequeathed a sword to the girl in the house. We piss on your ideals! The boy is fucking the girl." Surreal humor at its finest.)

[Aloha]

All of these mean "This is the life"

Byong: Àżà tē kōyō ozerū. Polish
Otik Ida: "Ilk uk ir." Turkish
Yassarian: "Hei koyoas." Maori

[Ahzoh]

I put the text from my signature into Google Translate and it thought it was Latvian.

ʾAšol ḵavad vanšam vaẏvīka lav ʾīfīšalma līt-sīḥavt lav līt-hnūbal ya. Ṗal sadī vahaḏīv lav ʾōḍakvav ʾalpaṟlam lav ṗal sērajī-davas līt-htaraʾ yadanhetīl šījvavam.
Latvian...

[Parlox]

So i had a idea, i posted a sample text of my conlang into google translate.
Depending on the sentences i put in it thought my conlang was.
Icelandic
Hindi
Arabic
English
Spanish
Javanese
Danish
And Dutch.

What does google translate think your conlang is?

(Oh and, i'm new to conlanging and this forum)

[lsd]

it's not fair to laugh of google...